Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
