I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
So many bounce houses so little time
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
