This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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