I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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