Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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