Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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