this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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