he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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