I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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