i was rollin on her like bob the builder
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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