just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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