It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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