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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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