Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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