CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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