somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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