I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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