I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So. Much. Porn.
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