The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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