Pappa wants mamma naked
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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