Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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