I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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