I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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