Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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