nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You ate ashes out of my bong
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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