All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
