Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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