I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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