We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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