I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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