Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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