It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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