wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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