i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I need moral support for this bender
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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