I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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