i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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