i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
