is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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