So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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