Me too!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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