So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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