i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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