My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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