all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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