Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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