he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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