party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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