so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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