Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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