At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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