So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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