I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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