just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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