i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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